🌸 in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit
the road goes ever on and on
in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit

zen-coleman:

MARGOT ROBBIE as BARBIE
in
BARBIE (2023)
dir. Greta Gerwig

chao-studios:

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O great floating chao head of the canal, what is your wisdom?

the-haiku-bot:

hellenhighwater:

headlamprey:

the-grollican:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:

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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

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This is better than I’d ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

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The rat gun is hereeeeee!

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This is getting notes again so I will admit that “rat gun” was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be “ray gun.”

But it’ll always be a rat gun to me.

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The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

ill take him for 65

OKAY ANNNND 65 WE HAVE 65, DO I HEAR 70? 70 ANYBODY?

You auction Vice??? You sell Vice for money??? JAIL!! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!

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You auction Vice??? You

sell Vice for money??? JAIL!! ONE

MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dzamie:

theqzone:

kira-serialfaggot:

boypussyparty:

something im noticing is the redditors are just commenting on everything via reblogs with reckless abandon. and its so funny bc thats how youre MEANT to use this fucking website but we’ve trained ourselves out of it somehow.

I feel like a fucking chimp raised in a lab let out into the wild and just doing shit without understanding wtf is going on because I was raised to click the button to get cookie

look, that one’s trying to upvote

kittenmeats:
““The Dying Swan” (1917) - Yevgeni Bauer
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kittenmeats:

“The Dying Swan” (1917) - Yevgeni Bauer

paper-fairy:

“I turned silences and nights into words. What was unutterable, I wrote down. I made the whirling world stand still.”

Arthur Rimbaud, Complete Works 

(Source: seabois)

obsidian-warthog:

It’s interesting how in today’s update part of Dracula’s commentary on the people was actually proven wrong by earlier entries.

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“But a stranger in a strange land, he is no one; men know him not– and to know not is to care not for.”

Jonathan is a stranger in a strange land, but the peasants cared for him enough to do their best to protect him.

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“Because your peasant is at heart a coward and a fool!”

The carriage driver had the courage to try and outpace Dracula, and the landlord’s wife’s gift of a crucifix will prove to be vital and far from a foolish measure.

Dracula greatly underestimates the common people’s kindness and resolve. And having read the whole thing last year, that definitely tracks with later events.

webkinzpossum:

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here and queer🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

senatortedcruz:

I was a weird kid and am now a weird adult but I wake up every day and thank god I wasn’t a weird kid in the age of tiktok and putting your face and government name next to dogshit takes

valdomarx:

Incorrect Witcher quotes 4/?

(Source: flic.kr)

distortiondragon:

distortiondragon:

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

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who broke the mikepost out of his autism containment. mutuals. come forward.

petaltexturedskies:

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Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Violet Dickinson written c. June 1907

mickeyandcompany:

Up where they walk. Up where they run. Up where they stay all day in the sun. Wanderin’ free. Wish I could be part of that world.